Derek Smalls of Spinal Tap Hits Back at Bandmates Over New Film

Derek Smalls, the legendary bassist of the iconic heavy metal band Spinal Tap, has officially reached a tipping point. After years of silently enduring the antics of his bandmates, Nigel Tufnell and David St Hubbins, Smalls is ready to voice his frustrations, particularly after the recent release of the much criticized sequel, "Spinal Tap 2 – The End Continues."

In a candid announcement from Los Angeles, Smalls let loose on his former bandmates, declaring, "BUNCH OF FCKWITS!" His emotions seem to be boiling over like a pot left unattended, and the upcoming solo project scheduled to launch on October 22 appears to be both a personal breakthrough and a much-needed escape from what he terms an unfair portrayal in the film.

"I'm not going to talk about the movie, except to say it's another hatchet job that makes us look like a bunch of fckwits," Smalls asserts. While he acknowledges a grain of truth in the portrayal, he insists that after all these years, he is done. "This one-third has had enough."

The 67-year-old veteran musician reflected on the dynamics of his band, remarking, "Nigel and David started as fire and ice. They ended up as match and a cube." He hints at a profound transformation; once a driving force in the realm of rock, it seems his bandmates have chosen to forsake their rebellious and raunchy roots. "Our landmark songs were 'Sex Farm,' 'Big Bottom,' and 'Bitch School,'" Smalls recalls. "My ex-mates lost interest in doing saucy songs like that. If rock music doesn't spend half its time below the belt, it's spending all its time in the pantry."

This upcoming solo project marks a new creative chapter for the bassist. Smalls is heading back to the studio, determined to record tracks that truly embody the visceral essence of rock music, stripping away the gloss in favor of authenticity. "This autumn will see the launch of a new creative period for me," he explained, hinting at themes that will capture the lusty spirit of rock and roll.

In wrapping up his announcement, Smalls firmly stated, "David and Nigel have treated me as the third wheel on the unicycle for the last time!" While details of the solo project remain under wraps, anticipation is building for what promises to be a bold and unapologetic return to the music scene for Derek Smalls. Expect more information soon, as this artist prepares to take his rightful place at the forefront of rock music once again.

This latest chapter in Smalls' career serves as a reminder that even in the world of rock, amidst the theatrics and glamour, the personal feelings and grudges are very real. As Smalls prepares to hit the studio, fans will undoubtedly be eager to see how his frustration translates into musical expression, showcasing the raw passion of one of rock's distinguished legends.